In my e-mail on Saturday…

Work vs. Prison...

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN get three meals a day.
AT get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN get time off for good behavior.
AT get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON.....your guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN can watch TV and play games.
AT could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN get your own toilet.
AT have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON.....your family and friends are allowed to visit.
AT aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON.....your expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT work and pay taxes that are used to pay for prisoners' expenses.
IN get free medical care and all drugs are free.
AT must contribute to your medical insurance, if you have any, you must also pay the deductible, co-payments, and pay for any drugs needed.
IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT must deal with sadistic managers

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