Work vs. Prison...
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
IN PRISON.....you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK.....you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.....you get three meals a day.
AT WORK.....you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON.....you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON.....your guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK.....you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON.....you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.....you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON.....your family and friends are allowed to visit.
AT WORK.....you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON.....your expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK.....you work and pay taxes that are used to pay for prisoners' expenses.
IN PRISON.....you get free medical care and all drugs are free.
AT WORK.....you must contribute to your medical insurance, if you have any, you must also pay the deductible, co-payments, and pay for any drugs needed.
IN PRISON.....you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON.....you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK.....you must deal with sadistic managers
Do you like this article? Share It!
0 comments to "In my e-mail on Saturday…"
